Good thingstake time.
5,000 Stonkers, drawn and stored entirely onchain. Every trait, every pixel, every byte of metadata is read straight out of the renderer contract. No IPFS. No servers. No reveal. Mint is paid in $CLOCKIN, and the terminal below sizes the swap for you before you mint.
- Supply
- 5,000
- Minted
- -
- Max / wallet
- 10

Traits in production. Art shown is the key art.
The mint
Swap, then mint.
Swap
Get $CLOCKIN
You need
257,500$CLOCKIN
Includes 3% for slippage.
Mint
Get your Stonkers
Total cost
250,000$CLOCKIN
Contracts not live yet.
This site never asks for a seed phrase. Check contract addresses in the footer before signing.
How it works
Same plan. Bigger numbers.
5,000 Stonkers, a mint you can read end to end, and a swap that tells you the number instead of making you work it out.
- 01
Swap
Buy the $CLOCKIN the terminal tells you to.
- 02
Approve
One signature, for exactly what you'll spend.
- 03
Mint
The contract rolls your seed and checks it.
- 04
Hold
Good things take time.
Nothing lives off-chain
The renderer builds the SVG and the JSON on every read. There is no IPFS pin to lapse, no metadata server to go down, and no reveal to sit through. Mint and it is already there.
1 / 1 by construction
Each mint hashes its trait combination and checks it against every combination already taken, re-rolling the seed until it lands on an unused one. Uniqueness is enforced by the contract, not promised in an announcement.
The prize pool is ring-fenced
Prize funds are contributed from a separate treasury, tracked apart from mint revenue, and excluded from withdrawals at the contract level. The team cannot drain it by accident or otherwise.
Priced in $CLOCKIN
The mint is denominated in the project token, and the payment token can only ever be changed while the mint is closed. It can never move out from under an in-progress sale.
Swap quotes and routing are handled by the DEX. Stonkers never takes custody of your tokens on the way in.
The collection
5,000 of them.
Every combination is one of one, enforced by the contract at mint.

#0001Tesla 
#0002Microsoft 
#0003Amazon 
#0004Uber 
#0005Paper Hands