STONKERS
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Pre-launchRobinhood Chain · Fully onchain · No IPFS

Good thingstake time.

5,000 Stonkers, drawn and stored entirely onchain. Every trait, every pixel, every byte of metadata is read straight out of the renderer contract. No IPFS. No servers. No reveal. Mint is paid in $CLOCKIN, and the terminal below sizes the swap for you before you mint.

Supply
5,000
Minted
-
Max / wallet
10
Stonker #0000 / genesis1 / 1 combination
A Stonker: pixel-art trader with glowing dollar-sign eyes, framed by market panels and candlestick charts.

Traits in production. Art shown is the key art.

The mint

Swap, then mint.

Not live yetRobinhood Chain
Step 1

Swap

Get $CLOCKIN

You need

257,500$CLOCKIN

Covers1 mint
You haveConnect wallet
Not live yet

Includes 3% for slippage.

Step 2

Mint

Get your Stonkers

How many

Total cost

250,000$CLOCKIN

Minted- / 5,000

Contracts not live yet.

This site never asks for a seed phrase. Check contract addresses in the footer before signing.

How it works

Same plan. Bigger numbers.

5,000 Stonkers, a mint you can read end to end, and a swap that tells you the number instead of making you work it out.

  1. 01

    Swap

    Buy the $CLOCKIN the terminal tells you to.

  2. 02

    Approve

    One signature, for exactly what you'll spend.

  3. 03

    Mint

    The contract rolls your seed and checks it.

  4. 04

    Hold

    Good things take time.

01

Nothing lives off-chain

The renderer builds the SVG and the JSON on every read. There is no IPFS pin to lapse, no metadata server to go down, and no reveal to sit through. Mint and it is already there.

02

1 / 1 by construction

Each mint hashes its trait combination and checks it against every combination already taken, re-rolling the seed until it lands on an unused one. Uniqueness is enforced by the contract, not promised in an announcement.

03

The prize pool is ring-fenced

Prize funds are contributed from a separate treasury, tracked apart from mint revenue, and excluded from withdrawals at the contract level. The team cannot drain it by accident or otherwise.

04

Priced in $CLOCKIN

The mint is denominated in the project token, and the payment token can only ever be changed while the mint is closed. It can never move out from under an in-progress sale.

Swap quotes and routing are handled by the DEX. Stonkers never takes custody of your tokens on the way in.

The collection

5,000 of them.

Every combination is one of one, enforced by the contract at mint.

Collection art
  • Stonker Tesla
    #0001Tesla
  • Stonker Microsoft
    #0002Microsoft
  • Stonker Amazon
    #0003Amazon
  • Stonker Uber
    #0004Uber
  • Stonker Paper Hands
    #0005Paper Hands